My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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