Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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