What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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