Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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