Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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