we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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