he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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