he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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