My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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