help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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