You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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