You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
