That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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