Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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