Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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