Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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