A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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