We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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