That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am puke
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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