Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Someone came in the potted fern
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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