3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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