That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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