ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
