i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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