too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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