did you get engaged???
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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