She's JV to your varsity
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
cat food counts as protein by the way
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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