More tranny stories later!
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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