whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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