yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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