It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
it glows. i had to have it.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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