it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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