Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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