that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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