these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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