i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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