The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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