But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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