if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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