the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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