we're blogging at a bar
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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