My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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