If that was your dad, he is hot
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Are we still banned from the library?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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