Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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