fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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