i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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