I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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