so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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