Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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