I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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