i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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