I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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