i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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