Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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