But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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