Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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