butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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