That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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