maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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